To quote George Bernard Shaw “I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.” History doesn’t record if GBS ever wrestled a piglet, but he was a smart guy, so he probably didn’t.

This monkey, on the other hand, clearly hasn’t read Shaw.

Riu dishes out some serious smackdown to El Mono, and it’s quite apparent that she likes doing it.

Little zebra goes to the GinTonic bar.

An award-winning GinTonic bar for an award-winning zebra.

On Christmas Eve our little Piglet was recruited to work as one of Santa’s little elfers and was accidentally caught on camera zipping around Barcelona whilst hard at work.

Twice.

And so the little piglet was reprimanded for making herself so visible to the little children and was sent home. Supersadface.

Down at the beach, checking out the local talent.

The boys watch the girls as the girls watch the boys who watch the girls go by…

Eye to eye

(This one is for Granizado Kennedy)

Riu made you a Christmas card, with a little elf from her parents.

She sends her love to her fans, family, and friends.

Blue Steel.

Really, really ridiculously good-looking.